The man. The myth. The guy who thinks Bowser takes skill.
Ah yes. Bowser. The choice of champions. Or... of people who want wins handed to them on a giant spiked platter. Nav will tell you it's "about the fundamentals." Nav will say he "studied the matchups." Nav's character has a literal fire breath and weighs 40 pounds. Peak strategy.
"Just hold the button" — Nav's actual game plan, confirmed by 47 witnesses.
Bowser can tank hits. Nav can tank criticism. Coincidence? Absolutely not.
Nav drops into matches the same way — slowly, heavily, and somehow still wins.
Bowser is a king. Nav is also a king. In his own home. Because Vic said so.
Nav doesn't just play sports. Nav IS sports. At any given moment Nav is either playing, thinking about, or explaining why he lost at a sport. A true athlete. A warrior. A man who will definitely bring this website up in conversation and then immediately challenge you to pickleball.
Nav spikes. Nav digs. Nav talks about volleyball for 45 minutes after you asked a yes/no question.
Yes it's a real sport. No Nav will not stop challenging you to a match. Yes you will lose.
Nav insists this is a sport. Nav is wrong. Bowser is not an athlete. Nav is in denial.
Nav claims he doesn't like bad puns. Nav is a liar. Clinically. A trained professional reviewed him and said "this man loves bad puns and is simply embarrassed." We have receipts.
Nav's reaction: 😑 → 😏 → 😂 (in exactly 3 seconds)
Nav is a married man. His wife is Vic. Vic is great. Vic keeps Nav from making a lot of mistakes. Like playing Bowser. (That one slipped through.) They are very happily married and we wish them nothing but joy — and also, we reserve the right to gently tease them forever.
Nav is genuinely an awesome guy. He plays too much Bowser, he will beat you at pickleball, he carries volleyball teams, he loves Vic, and he definitely laughed at every pun on this website at least twice. This site was made with love, bad code, and a concerning amount of turtle emojis.
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